The umbrella, when it rains - Josuke because he’s taller and he wouldn’t risk have his beloved pomp ruined by the rain.
The popcorn at the cinema - Josuke, and he eats most of it. Rohan doesn’t really care tho.
The baby, when it cries - Josuke. If Rohan was allowed to get near a crying baby he’d use Heaven’s Door to write that the baby lost his vocal chords or some shit.
The ice cream cone, when they share - Josuke most of the times. Rohan has a sweet tooth so if he’s the one holding the ice cream he doesn’t share.
The remote, when they sit down to watch a movie - Josuke!
The basket, when they go shopping - Josuke is stronger so he carries most of it, but they share.
The door, on dates - Josuke. As if Rohan Kishibe would hold the door to anyone that’s not himself.
The other’s hand, most often - Josuke because Rohan is a tsun-tsun stuck-up asshole.
Their breath, upon seeing the other on their wedding day - Rohan, while failing at holding back tears, HE’S SO HAPPY HE CAN’T DENY HIS LOVE THIS TIME.
The camera, when they take pictures together - Josuke. Rohan is not very fond of pictures, he prefer drawings, so the few pictures they have together they took because of Josuke’s insistence.
dammit it’s Josuke who does almost everything, how the hell does this relationship even work I don’t know I don’t care it’s beautiful anyway
Did you guys know that I REALLYlove One Piece? Just about as much as I love genderbends.
holy shit u guys are far too kind yo me ;A; ok ok ill wrote my essay already uve won
FRICK U GUYS PULL A TOUGH BARGAIN HMMMM ALRIGHT ILL WRITE THEM IM DESD
i dont want to write my lit essay but angela says shell draw me rohan if i do… but i dont want to write my lit essay? but rohan told me to write my lit essayyyy…….. i would eat a spider for rohan…………….. but would i write an essaay for him?????
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH I RLYL DONT WANT TOOOOOO ;A; BUT FOR ROHANNNNNN YEAH ILL HOLD U TO THAT MAN IF I MANAGE TO SURVIVE THIS
(i am a dead man holy shit)
do your lit essays
HOLY SHIT OMG I AM DEAD (i rlly dont want to write my essay though im sorry rohan maybe ill write it just for u my love)
im kind of tempted to revert to my old ways and fake being sick before lit so i dont have to write my essay hmmm
luv this dumb family